Tekken 6 Endings

today me and my brother watched the Tekken 6 endings on youtube.com. it was so comical and hilarious. some of course are censored due to under age viewers. but i am positively sure that you will also die laughing watching them.

I haven't got the chance to play it yet, but i definitely have watched it on youtube.com ahahha

The Name Marina (Origin)

Tonight, I searched the net, curious about my first name and its origin. I came across WikiName.com a site that gives histories and origin as well as facts and related names.

I found these...

Pronunciation: mah-REE-nah
Meaning: from the sea; from the god Mars
Related Names: Mareen, Mareena, Mareina, Marena, Marin, Marinda, Marine, Marinella, Marinka, Marinna, Marna, Marne, Marni, Marnie, Martina, Maryn

Origin and History;

Most sources agree that the name Marina comes from the Latin marinus and means “from the sea.” However, it may also be derived from the Roman clan name Marinus, which means “from the god Mars.”

Popularity;

he name Marina has consistently appeared on the chart of the top 1000 most popular girls’ names since 1934, though it appeared only sporadically before then. Its highest popularity was in 1994, when it ranked at number 219. In 2006, Marina ranked at number 406. The increased popularity in the 1930s is likely due to the marriage of Princess Marina of Greece and Denmark to Prince George, Duke of Kent in 1934.

Marina is popular in other countries, such as Catalonia, where it ranked 10th in 1999, France, where it ranked 77th in 1998, and Canada, where it ranked 150th in 1999.Marina is especially popular in Russia.

Marina may be used as a surname. It ranks at number 26,832 on the list of most common surnames in the United States. The highest concentration of people with this last name is in California, followed by Florida, New York and Texas.

Facts;

* Saint Marina was a Christian woman who dressed as a man to join a monastery. When she was accused of impregnating a local woman, Marina accepted the burden and raised the child alone, rather than admit her gender to the Abbot. After her death, a half-blind monk who looked upon her dead body regained sight in his eye.
* In the Catholic Church, Saint Marina is honored on June 18th. There are a number of name days dedicated to Marina in various countries, such as Russia, Greece and Latvia.
* A marina is a place to dock boats.

Famous Persons;

# Marina V.: singer/songwriter
# Marina Budhos: writer
# Marina Duvekot: actress
# Marina Frants: writer
# Marina Ratner: mathematician
# Marina Warner: writer
# Princess Marina, Duchess of Kent

Its almost the go back to school season.

After a long holiday from october to december, its finally time to say, "good bye holiday and hello
school" parents are running around town trying to find their children's school needs.

God! I can't believe it to be so soon. A year ago I was siting on my desk study for the biggest exam ever.And now i'm here waiting for the future to reveal its self.

At My Grandmother's House

26th Dec.2009 ( Saturday )

today was suppose the day when i get to spend some time with my friends, but unfortunately, my parents got pissed of about the fucking arrangement.so i spend my day staying at my grandmother's house.

don't get me wrong, its fun and all but sometimes things aren't as they seem

"kill me, kiss me, hate me, love me.... words will stay as words but the truth isn't always there" Marina James

Ughhhh Stalker much????

ah-ma-gawd x 3 !!! is he so desperate?? he, like, missed calls me and messages evry minute. it pisses me off !!! ughhhhhh i'm so disgust... we r SO OVER !!!!!

what part of no doesn't he get??? shytt-head !!!!

i'm interested in someone else. he is too clingy and ewww

he needs some threapy treatment probably. like.... NOW !!!

Raven

I walked down the silent street. Nothing but the sounds of the strong winds and the rustling leaves. It was autumn night, almost winter time. I slowed my pace down and saw shadows putting on a show, telling stories no human even bothers to pay attention to. I heard foot steps from behind, coming closer and closer. A hand grasp mine and tugged me forward. It was him. I saw how his eyes flicked with concern. He brought my hand to his lips and kissed it. He suddenly embraced me in his warmth, gently not to crush me. I felt drops of water on my nape. I looked up to see that he was crying. He muttered under his breath, “ you are so fragile…small a-and I’m afraid, afraid to lose you”. My hand made its way to cup his cheeks. And with my thumb brushing his tears away. I stood on my toes and kissed his lips. Slowly, comforting him. I felt his arms circling my waist and my hands on his chest.

Fallen Angel

At midnight, strange noises woke me up. I got up from my bed and slowly walked to the balcony. As I stepped outside, I was greeted by he cold night air. I saw the moon at its beauty. Then, I saw huge wings-black wings flying in the sky. It wasn’t a bird. It was so beautiful, too beautiful for words. It had a body of human being. The creature stopped and landed on my balcony. The creature looked like a boy, a boy my age. He sat on the stone railings and his golden eyes looking at my brown ones. A mischievous smile made its way to his lips. He held out a hand and unconsciously I reached out and took it. He had his arms around my waist and my back to him. He rest his chin on my shoulder and whispered in my ear, “I’m home”. I felt my lips moving and a reply came out of my mouth, “Welcome home”. His smile widen and he closed his eyes, holding me close. His wings shielding us from the cold air.

Shadows

Have you ever felt like you were being watch? Not by human eyes but something more powerful. Eyes that follow you wherever you go. Never letting you out of their sight. Watching your every move. Like a predator watching a prey. A frightening feeling that was always present. Shivers running down your spine. Scared? Don’t be. Because they are your guardian angels. I know I should be scared, but they give me comfort. A feeling like no other.

Unspoken Truth

Everyday, I'd look out of my window. As the people passed by, I saw their smiling faces, glowing with great happiness. I wondered, how it must have felt to be like them. If I was given a chance to once more experience happiness, I promise not to waste it.But all seems lost now. My heart turned to stone. I could care less of what 'they'think of me. "An emotionless monster..." "A murdered" there is not a day where I would not regret.

since that day. I promise myself not to trust anyone but can only rely on myself. Because all the things I treasured were already lost in a mist of sudden tragedy.

I dream of a life where I can live happily. A place where I can held my head up high without ever having to feel miserable, without any pain, no worries and no burdens.

I wished to free myself from troubles that I've caused.

but is there really hope for me out there??

The Hunting Dog

The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, "I'll send my dog out to see if there are any ducks out in the pond. If there aren't any ducks out there, I'm not going hunting."

So he sends the dog out to the pond. The dog comes back and barks twice. Chester says, "Well I'm not going to go out. He only saw two ducks out there."

Earl says, "You're going to take the dog's barks for the truth?" Earl doesn't believe it, so he goes to look for himself. When he gets back he says, "I don't believe it where did you get that dog? There really are only two ducks out there!"

Chester says, "Well, I got him from the breeder up the road. If you want, you can get one from him, too."

So Earl goes to the breeder and says he wants a dog like the one his friend Chester has. The breeder obliges and Earl brings the dog home, tells it to go out and look for ducks. Minutes later the dog returns with a stick in it's mouth and starts humping Earl's leg.

Outraged, Earl takes the dog back to the breeder and says, "This dog is a fraud. I want my money back!"

The breeder asks Earl what the dog did. So Earl tells him that when he sent the dog out to look for ducks, it came back with a stick in its mouth and started humping his leg.

The breeder says, "Earl, all he was trying to tell you was that there are more fucking ducks out there than you can shake a stick at!"

Advantages Of Being A Woman

ender Joke
Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it's better to be a Woman!

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.

101 Ways To Annoy People

101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

12. Sniffle incessantly.

13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".

19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

21. Practice making fax and modem noises.

22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.

23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."

26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."

27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.

28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.

32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

34. Drum on every available surface.

35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.

38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.

39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

41. Set alarms for random times.

42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.

44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

45. Honk and wave to strangers.

46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.

47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.

49. Wear your pants backwards.

50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."

62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.

63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."

66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.

68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."

69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.

72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.

73. Drive half a block.

74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

75. Ask people what gender they are.

76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.

77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.

78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".

79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.

80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.

81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

86. Wear a LOT of cologne.

87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."

88. Sing along at the opera.

89. Mow your lawn with scissors.

90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"

91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something
about "psychological profiles."

94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."

95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

96. Never make eye contact.

97. Never break eye contact.

98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.

100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.

101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

List of books that I'm looking for or what i wish people will get me for my birthday *sigh*

- House of Night Series
-Falling Leaves
-The Clique Series
-Suddenly Supernatural;School Spirit
-Vampire Kisses
-Vampire Diaries
-Wicked;Witch&Curse
-Wicked;Legacy&Spellbound
-Wicked;Resurrection
-Frost bite
-vampire academy

ughhh!!! Henry is SO GAY!!!

OMG! He is such a girl.He whines every few seconds and talks like a freakin girl..That is so gross.

He does those hand gestures that us girls usually do and he likes pink, PINK!! For GOD'S SAKE!!

I feel like singing Katy Perry's "You Are So Gay" why can't he just straighten up and be-well a guy damn it! He is so getting on my nerves. He makes me wanna ugh! Kick his fucking ass and watch him cry like the girl he is. He walks and talks like a girl too.Eww!! And thats not even the worse part yet!

The plays those "Dress Me Up" games on the net.And it totally makes me wanna kill him.He barges in my room like its ok, like he thinks i'm ok with it!Its not dude.You are a guy!Bullshit, he can't even stay away from the girl stuff for one day.

He litterally makes me wanna puke, and he picks up every Teddy Bear in my room and calls them cute.Guys don't call things cute unless they're LIVING, BREATHING, FEMALE!!!

Life's so disgusting sometimes.

Avril Lavigne's Own Clothing Line!!!

to anyone who's Avril's HUGE fan. Do check out these pics of her clothing line. The Punk Princess has done it again!!! \m/

Just a few days ago I founded out that she was divorce, but she's still headstrong.What courage.And her Designs are terrific as well..


it's amazing what u can do when you have creativity by ur side...

pls send feedbacks :)

I miss my boyfriend :/ alot :(

I really do. He can be stubborn and a real pain in the a-- sometimes, but I know he's still the warm, caring and funny guy. He may not be good looking but his heart is pure and beautiful.

These past 3weeks he was on a medical leave because of his foot being fractured.Its was a difficult and challenging moment to be in.We almost ready almost did break up, but here we are now...still together :)

Ever since he starting working again, its like everything went dead, my phone never played "You Belong With Me" it was his ringtone. I always waited for my phone to ring, then i'd put my phone on my heart.Its weird but thats how i feel his love.

The past 3days he didn't even once missed called.On MSN he seemed really busy with his friends. He'd say, "brb" but never came back.Whats happening?Is it something I shouldn't know?

But alL i know now is how I truly missed him, i really do.I miss his sarcasm, his teasings and his never ending laughs.Ahahaha

i wish i know what's going on in his head right now.Cause as i'm typing this doubts are beginning to appear...I miss him, i really do

remake of Barney's "I Love You" song. This one is called, "I Hate You"

" I hate you, you hate me, we're rival since we were born, with a kick in the ass & a punch in the face, don't you know how to stay away, if you don't i'll kill you bitch!"

lol tell me watcha think.

why teachers are so stressed out?(visual joke) part 2

funny right???

Tell me now... Or Die Telling..

wHats a secret that is broken, whats a society without any rules, whats life without light and whats prison without prisoners. answer these questions if u think u r smart enough.

in This world, truth is hidden away. people wear masks as a cautionary act. smiles plastered onto their faces are nothing but face. those with true smiles r probably NAIVE & lucky to even be ALIVE. to me its either "KILL OR BE KILLED"

I LONGED to have a live of my own. I cried in the dark, silently & undisturbed.

Can't go watch New Moon.. :'(

well this isn't the first time... i HATE my life. i HATE my family I prractically hate everything!!!

ok. the big Question now is probably why I'm so EMO, the reason is that my life..is..so..full of SHITS!!!

why was I born into this family. ican't go out. i can't do this or that. what kind of life is this??? I hate it when people nickname me princess. it jusst adds to the suffering. to me, nothig is enjoyable. I live like a prisoner. my own house even feels like one. i never had any fantasies of being royalty. and never will.

i wish i'm already 18+ so I can get my ass out of this HELL HOLE and PERMANENTLY move out...

what does Darkness mean to me??

HONESTLY, i don't know... all i know is that its some how pulling me in... it tells me things, things i could never imagine and another thing is that i'm afraid to turn 15. i don't the true reason. its like some big's gonna happen when i do turn 15.

I have had dreams of being chased, visions of being in another relm. does any of this really mean anything or is it just an illusion that makes me even more crazier???

people I love tells me that if I ever need anything, all I have to do is come to them. but as they say, "some are better left untold.." and thats exactly what I'm doing. Blood of all things fascinates me. I'm drawn to them. Its like how a child is attracted to toys and stuff. I mean, I couldn't just blurt it all out for all I know they could have sent me to a fcuking SHRINK!!!

I know actions are important, but some of it are just shytt... ya know??

my whole life I've been 'kept grounded'. Parents don't even help. Talking won't make much difference anyway. Life IS an obligation. Thats what I've figured oout. My own house feels like a damn prison for GOD'S SAKE!!

I cut my wrist more than I could even remember, because thats the only way i know how to escape... I write down feelings that sometimes send shivers down my spine..

Dark is the only place I can escape.

Selamat Hari Raya Aidiladha :D

i just wanna say, "good morning ya'll"

its a day of celebration & i wish you'll have a great day ahead of you.

why teachers r so stressed out?? (visual joke)

funny teacher jokes ahahahah

Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that won't freeze ?
Pupil: Hot water !

Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ?
Pupil: All of them !

Why was the head teacher worried ?
Because there were so many rulers in the school !

Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line ?
Pupil: I tried, but there was someone already there !

Teacher: If I bought a hundred current buns for a dollar, what would each bun be ?
Pupil: Stale !

Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow ?
Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass !

Teacher: What is can't short for ?
Pupil: Cannot miss
Teacher: and what is don't short for
Pupil: Doughnut !

Teacher: Can anyone tell me what the Dog Star is ?
Pupil: Lassie !

Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia ?
Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines !

Teacher: Why are you standing on your head ?
Pupil: I'm just turning over things in my mind, sir !Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year ?
Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!

Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?
Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday !

Teacher: Didn't you hear me call you ?
Pupil: But you said not to answer you back !

Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions ?
Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here !

Teacher: What came after the stone age and the bronze age ?
Pupil: The sausage !Teacher: You new here aren't you, what's your name ?
Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith
Teacher: I'll call you Fred Smith then.
Pupil: My dad won't like that.
Teacher: Why is that ?
Pupil: He doesn't like people taking the Mickey out of my name !

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses ?
Because his class was so bright !

Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher ?
He couldn't control his pupils !

Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to ?
Pupil: Nobody I know !
TEACHER: why are you late for school again?
PUPIL: I stopped two boys fighting, sir.
TEACHER: Well done. How did you manage that?
PUPIL: I kicked both of them, sir.

TEACHER: Sadie, why are you crawling into school ten minutes late?
PUPIL: Because you told me never to walk into school late again.

You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
No, sir, not a bit.

for more go to schooljokes.com

DAMN!!! he is so fcuking ANNOYING!!!!

me & my bro, umar were just surfing the net in my room wen the MOUTH MONSTER a.k.a Henry decided to 'join'(bother) us.. uh-ma-gawwddd!!! cnt he be more annoying??? lyk there's others in the house besides us to bother rite???

I NEED 2 watch New Moon!!!

My parents r nt even allwing me 2 go out! While my classmates-well, half of them get to go hang out & watch it :( i'm cryin waterfalls rite nw.

Help me!! give me money

Shyt! Lil bros r so ANNOYING...ughhh!

OMG!! There isnt a day where they nt even once nt bother me o read my freakin DIARY... Lyfe is such a pain :(

i h8 my lyfe, i cnt even go out w/o them tagging alng lyk lost pups... CUTE??! I dnt thnk so...

Obligations

Life is an obligation you can't escape. No matter where you go. No matter how you hide, it'll find you just as it found me. Crying is no use. Even if I begged for companionship, noone will ever know what loneliness truly means to me. How painful it is to live with. How it hurts to reach out a hand & not once whimper in self-pity....